S02E16 & E17 - It's the End Of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)

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Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Sorry we’re late but this one is a special double-sized doozy! This legendary two-parter attempts to answer the question “is there any more satisfying two syllable phrase than T-BONE?” Special guest star Christina Ricci learns to keep her hands to herself. Other special guest Kyle Chandler learns maybe he should’ve read his paper yesterday. Meredith, as usual, learns nothing.

S02E15 - Break On Through

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Tempers flare as a labor dispute threaten to shut everything down! And that's just at Ali and Jon's house! Also, the nurses are on strike in the show! George is a good Union Man. The rest of the hospital are practically Pinkertons who deserve an inflatable rat by their parking spaces. I'm tired of typing! Listen! Or don't!

Oh, and Nick-at-Nite fans from the 80s will love one of the guest stars!

S02E14 - Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

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Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Today’s episode’s Deep Theoogical Question is: can God make an episode of Grey’s Anatomy so boring even Ali won’t defend it? Will Jon take an abrupt face turn and defend it himself? Why is anything anything? These questions and many more will not be answered, but hey, that’s not why you’re here! Why are you here? Why are you even reading this? JUST LISTEN TO OUR FREE CONTENT SLUDGE, DANG IT.

S02E13 - Begin the Begin

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Wait, WHAT?!?! A Hard Grey’s Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else, is sneakily relaunching with no fanfare late on a Thursday night?! You better believe it, kiddo.

And is it worth the wait? Probably not. But this is the episode where a fan favorite character shows up! Don;t get too attached! Oops. That’s a spoiler, but nobody really cares. If you’re watching this, you’ve either already seen this show or never will.

But hey! We’re back! Maybe for good, maybe for one disappointing episode that took Jon too long to fix the sound on.

S02E12 - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

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Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Two episodes (and like 14 months) after our special Christmas episode that wasn’t special or Christmas related, we actually have a real holiday episode! Which means it’s even more depressing than usual. Also the episode is sad, too.

S02E11 - Owner Of a Lonely Heart

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Welcome to the triumphant return of A Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Well, Ali finally got Jon to talk about this show again. He hopes y’all are happy. He sure isn’t. Apologies in advance for the horrible swallowing noises he does near the beginning. And for the potentially dodgy sound. There were some very muffled moments he had to monkey with. But you get what you pay for.

S02E10 - Much Too Much

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Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

This Special Christmas Episode* has it all! If by “it all” you mean two interruptions from our son and Jon being very grumpy about the state of Coffee Acting in this show. Also, it’s a total shambles. Like, more than usual.

*The episode is not special nor is Christmas mentioned once.

S02E09 - Thanks For the Memories

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Jon is just as shocked as you are that we are back. Also, we are sick as hell and sound terrible. And we’ve been plagued with technical difficulties. And also we had to watch Grey’s Anatomy (Jon wrote this). But enjoy this special Thanksgiving Episode we’re launching ELEVEN DAYS after Thanksgiving! And enjoy the fact that Jon did his best to delete and minimize volume on all the constant coughing!

S02E08 - Let It Be

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This one has it all: Coffee Acting! Dead Pigeons! Terrible Half-Deflated Derek Shepherd Homunculi! More Coffee Acting! Minnesotan College Rock From the 80s! GonDOlas! Derek Having An Affair With Bryan Ferry! A Guy Named Speed Almost Dying! DID WE MENTION COFFEE ACTING?

S02E07 - Something To Talk About

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Jon might be getting soft; he wasn't nearly acerbic enough about this episode, which features a pregnant man, a girl with a catheter, and a man who nearly screams his wife to death before her heart catches on fire. Hmmm...that last one sounds a lot more metal than it actually was.

S02E06 - Into You Like a Train

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Welcome BACK ONCE AGAIN YET AGAIN to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Yeah, we finally got around to another episode, and this one's a doozy. The beginning of Seattle's descent into a nightmarish hellscape of terrible accidents, terrorist acts, natural disasters, random murders, and T-BONING!

S02E05 - Bring the Pain

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Welcome BACK ONCE AGAIN to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Has it really been like 8 months? It seems like only 7-1/2 since Jon and Ali actually watched this episode. And it's a pretty important one too! Yang (no longer pregnant?!?!?) tells Burke what's what, George touches our heart, and Meredith finally breaks it off with McT-Bone for good.

S02E03/04 - Make Me Lose Control/Deny, Deny, Deny

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Welcome BACK to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Oh man, the Bickersons really were rusty after a month off...Jon and Ali started this thinking they needed to do the fourth episode of season two before realizing they never did an episode on the third one, so Jon demanded they combine the two on the fly, with...results...of...some kind...

BONUS EPISODE - Jon vs. Private Practice!

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Welcome to a special bonus episode of a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Private Practice Podcast, where 100% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Ali's out of town, so Jon takes the wheel by himself to talk about the pilot episode of Private Practice, which is probably not wise given how much he's had to drink.

Look, this episode isn't any good, but it's free, y'all

S02E02 - Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)

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Welcome to a Hard Grey's Night, the Internet's Most Reluctant Grey's Anatomy Podcast, where 50% of our hosts would rather be anywhere else!

Today's episode sees some important firsts - the first appearance of the Chief's wife, the first HGN fart jokes, and the first vestiges of Stockholm Syndrome in Jon, who gives basically everyone a pass in this episode, despite the fact literally everyone is a raging d-bag.